Why am I blogging?? Good question..I think to give myself a voice and because everyone thinks I am hilarious. But in a world full of everyone starting blogs and YouTube tutorials, this may never get read.
I try to be a good mom to my furry kids and my actual kid, but sometimes I just don’t get it right and everyone thinks it’s funny. This morning I got woken up as usual by my daughter yelling at me from her bed. I wish I could go back to the days when I could just yell at someone and they would be at my beck and call, like I am for her. She is in for a rude awakening in a few years when I stop being her personal slave lol. I got her out of bed and proceeded to head to the bathroom to let out the tiny 8 week old kitten that has been in there all night. This kitten cannot figure out how to use the litter box, even though it has 2 other cats showing it everyday how to use it. And to make it worse, the kitten is having poops that look like thousand island dressing gushing out. If only it smelled like thousand island dressing, but it smells like someone died when he poops. This kitten is 8 weeks!!!! Nothing this bad should come out of the kitten! I then proceeded to give my daughter a quick shower. She just stood there and screamed like she was getting the biggest punishment, when really I just wanted her to get clean so that the daycare didn’t judge me after the 3rd day of her hair in the same ponytail.
But that’s the life I live lol